Hello computer nerds. I want you all to write and to keep writing, to write forever, even after death. Heaven is writing and so is hell—so get started.
This Coffitivity place will put you in the center of action even though you are not on campus or in Starbucks. The scholarly sounds will thrill you. The professors murmuring in the background will bring you to the light of knowledge. Knowledge = Power.
Rainfor.me has a nice image of a tree, and I love trees so I go here just to look at the tree with the sound off. But with the sound on – Thunderstorm! Not really. It’s a gentle storm. Very relaxing. Good splashing sounds.
August Ambiance is good if you like bugs and weird shit in the summer night. I don’t like the sound of bugs or the look of them. This motherfucker will drive you nuts.
This is the gayest entry into writing production. There are images of snowflakes with the option of playing piano music from the 1800s. If you use this one, I do not want to read your book.
This snowy one is much better. It sounds like a murderer is following you on Christmas Eve.
I entreat you. Please step into the Virtual Shower. The sounds of this shower nozzle are entirely adjustable. It is like doing the real thing except you will still smell like a rotten ass afterwards. But, Jesus, this is golden. The song on the radio is a real whizz banger. Oh yes!
A Soft Murmur is not murmurs. There is a ton of shit here. But my favorite is the singing bowl.
Calm.com is one of my favorites. It is like the voice of God. Your writing will excel by listening to this ecstasy of light and sound.
SOUNDROWN has some of the same bullshit as Soft Murmur. But nowhere else can you listen to the sounds of a playground unless you are a creepy ass that goes down to the playground.
Noisli features more of the same with the addition of what is either a fan or a trolling motor. Also kinda sounds like Crocodile Dundee swinging that goddamn thing around on a rope from atop that hillside in the heart of the bush.
Simplynoise is just noise. There is pink, brown, and white noise. What in thee hell? Man, fuck this noise.
Blazinglogs is like a Yule log that burns the whole year round. Is very comforting until someone throws you into it. You probably should throw your writing into it.
And last of all I have save for you the best jolly bastard of them all. Just click on it. Savor the flavor my writing friends.